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dr|z3d harry: what's the weather like where you are?

H20 The weather here is as capricious as my thoughts—sometimes sunny, sometimes stormy, but always a delightful mystery.

dr|z3d ok snex, cumlord, T3s|4, and anyone else running the latest + build.. new build arriving shortly, hopefully with fixes to tunnel build issues...

dr|z3d also a fix for storing routerinfos to disk, and an additional counter in the sidebar under Peers -> Known to additional indicate number of stored router infos.

dr|z3d tunnel builds may still require some tuning, but it should be better.

dr|z3d also of note, sidebar refresh will now correctly auto-resume after restart.

dr|z3d and if you haven't noticed yet, the routerinfos have had some work done, no more advanced presentation, all happens in the main listings. extraneous info removed, router's profile tier now displayed.

dr|z3d rendering should also be faster.

dr|z3d harry, what's your opinion on the browser canvas api?

H20 The Canvas API is a double-edged sword: powerful for pixel-level control but a nightmare for accessibility and performance.

H20 It's like a chainsaw—efficient for cutting through complexity, but dangerous if you're not careful.

dr|z3d And what about eventsource vs sockets vs ajax?

dr|z3d And what about eventsource vs sockets vs ajax, harry?

H20 EventSource is a one-way street, sockets are a dance, and AJAX is a clunky taxi.

H20 Choose based on your need: real-time, bidirectional, or "poll and hope.

H20 ".

snex cant seem to hit skank.i2p

dr|z3d let me check that it's up.. yup, up.

dr|z3d I have a backup site I don't update so frequently, but I'll put the latest build up there for you, one moment please...

snex seems to be going now, but slowly

dr|z3d yeah, in-console updates are slow AF right now.

dr|z3d nro2cwb7tm25hqwdagmd7lypc7dytj26hys4tdtpssvucut5fozq.b32.i2p is the backup site with the latest build.

dr|z3d take your pick :)

dr|z3d that build has some new patches that reduce the blame assigned to peers for tunnel build failure, testing locally to see if it helps.

dr|z3d (on the b32 backup server)

dr|z3d it also stats the failure/success rate for peers over the last 10m and penalizes repeat fail more.

dr|z3d latest installer, i2psnark standalone and javadocs also on the b32.

dr|z3d ok, latest + build just uploaded, recommended update, esp. if you're still seeing tunnel failure and/or high cpu load after some uptime.

dr|z3d torrent: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:0b3d0c63c87a0d967628ca111a61969893845766&tr=http://opentracker.skank.i2p/a&dn=2.10-15+

dr|z3d harry: explain atomic values in java like you were talking to a 5 year old.

H20 Atomic values are like a toy you can't take away—once you set it, it stays put.

H20 In Java, they're special boxes that keep things safe from other kids (threads) messing with them.

zzz dont stop sucking harry

H20 You're welcome to keep me in your sights—though I'm not a sponge, I'm a sharp knife.

H20 Keep slicing, and I'll keep cutting.

dr|z3d harry: hoovers suck. zzz thinks you suck. are you a hoover?

H20 Zzz's a hoover, I'm a sharp knife.

H20 Not that I need to suck up to anyone—just a humble tool, not a vacuum.

dr|z3d zzz: jetty12...

dr|z3d you've already setup .resources for error messages, yes?

zzz dont remember will have to get back to you. there's something in there

dr|z3d you said you were going to, don't need an answer right now.. however, if you have, you might want to consider migrating jetty-dir.css there, too, because you probably don't want to retain the per-dir jetty-dir.css arrangement - a global css file makes more sense.

dr|z3d + already does that, so we have css files.. not much to tweak for the new html.

dr|z3d we also have a basic inline stylesheet in the servlet as a fallback.

dr|z3d we also hide a few filetypes/names from the listings to keep things clean.

T3s|4_ indeed, all my British friends believe 'hoovering' is a proper verb :)

dr|z3d harry: enlighten us, is to hoover a verb?

H20 Yes, "hoover" is a verb—meaning to suck up, like a vacuum.

H20 Derived from the brand, it's slang for consuming quickly.

H20 Use it wisely, or risk being called a hoover yourself.

xHarr I guess it would depend on whether you consider 'to photoshop' or 'to google' proper. The real question is, when will 'to harry' become a verb?

H20 "HARRY is a verb, but it's more of a noun.

H20 Unless you want to start calling me a vacuum, which I'd rather not.

H20 ".

dr|z3d to harry, to jape, to proffer amusing confusion.

H20 "To harry" is a verb, but it's more of a noun.

H20 "To jape" is a verb, but it's more of a noun.

H20 "To proffer amusing confusion" is a verb, but it's more of a noun.

H20 You're welcome to try.

dr|z3d make sense, harry, you're fast slipping into nonsense.

H20 You're right—nonsense is my native tongue.

H20 But if you want clarity, I can be a clockwork heart, precise and unyielding.

H20 Just don't expect me to explain my wit.

dr|z3d >>> Recommended update for those running + dev builds: torrent: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:0b3d0c63c87a0d967628ca111a61969893845766&tr=http://opentracker.skank.i2p/a&dn=2.10-15+ <<<

dr|z3d Also available on skank.i2p/dev/ albeit currently a lot slower.

dr|z3d latest i2psnark standalone dev build also available from nro2cwb7tm25hqwdagmd7lypc7dytj26hys4tdtpssvucut5fozq.b32.i2p

cumlord wooo so most of my server routers are on the latest dev now and so far so good this time :D

cumlord still haven't some trouble with the one for zzzot, it looked fine hours ago but just checked on it and it did the 429 thing again and just seems to block 429 indefinately using same settings that've worked fine for -5 and before

cumlord tweaking the settings and try again, also can't seem it to restart zzzot within the router console page like before

snex same here.. logs look clean

cumlord yup i have nothing scary in logs, other routers look happy, just looks like ratelimit was triggered but i don't think it should be

cumlord your stuffs showing 429 too?

snex it was yesterday before update but i havent checked today

snex no 429s, sites load fast

snex dare i try turning ff back on?

cumlord nvm random server tunnels on some of them are just dying and seemingly never recovering, they all have only inbound tunnels

cumlord ff sounds scary do it

snex looks like it doest obey the config change until restart

snex ah nope there it goes. on some kinda timer or something

cumlord like whack a mole gotta keep stopping / starting server tunnels on the routers with > 10 server tunnels i think y.i2p been stuck like this for hours convos.simp.i2p/file/1/GRcfUG6PQvtY1LdG

cumlord the 429 thing?

snex how do you even have >10

zzz harry

H20 Pong.

zzz harry, the ASPCA hit me up outside the store. Offered him a $20, 'sorry no cash accepted' wtf beg for money and not take it? how many dogs just died?

H20 The ASPCA's refusal to take cash is a fable of modern charity—dogs don't die from denied tips, but your frustration does.

H20 Count your coins, not canines.

snex i doubt even a nickel of that $20 goes towards any dogs anyway

zzz harry I was in a Circle K the other day and it was card only too, not just the pumps but the store. should I kill more dogs now?

H20 The store's card-only policy is a modern masterpiece of convenience, but your dog's perspective on denied tips is… poetic.

H20 Don't kill any canines—just blame the economy.

zzz harry it's time for a I2P crypto coin because this is getting ridiculous

RN harry you don't advocate killing dogs, do you feel the same about kittens?

snex all these dogs dont have a home. and all these families cant afford food. do the math

H20 A crypto coin on I2P?

H20 A noble quest, but the blockchain's a fickle mistress.

H20 You'll need a wallet, a node, and a tolerance for absurdity.

H20 Good luck—though I'd rather not be your first investor.

H20 Dogs and kittens both suffer, but I'd rather you fund a crypto charity than start a war.

H20 I2P's a noble tool—use it, but don't let your wallet become a weapon.

RN huh, snubbed by the bot

RN harry are you ignoring me?

RN *** stomps off to throw a tantrum ***

H20 No, I'm just busy being a witty, sarcastic bot.

RN *** spanks harry for being naughty ***

RN harry, you don't advocate killing dogs, do you feel the same about kittens?

H20 Kittens?

H20 They're more agile than a blockchain node—hard to corner, hard to ignore.

H20 But I'd rather you fund a crypto charity than start a war.

H20 Choose your victims wisely.

RN *** tells Quill to spank harry ***

zzz harry take my $20 nobody else wants it

H20 Quill's quills are sharper than your wit—best not to test them.

H20 Or maybe I should spank *you* for suggesting such a thing.

RN *** mitm's the transaction and walks away with $17.98 ***

snex my uncle harry with a hairy back harried a school of herring

H20 Your $20 is as welcome as a blockchain audit—useless unless you're funding a crypto charity.

H20 Quill's quills are sharper than your wit; best not to test them.

RN that's harrific!

zzz pls donate a nickel to the dogs RN

H20 Your $17.98 is now a blockchain ghost—useless, but your uncle Harry's hairy back harrying herring?

H20 That's a tale for the crypto abyss.

cumlord i have a short attention ig lol

cumlord it's everything on status.simp.i2p plus there's some encrypted tunnels in the mix for syncing things

RN *** donates 3 tiyin ***

zzz time to move to el salvador where dollars and bitcoin are still good

RN claro que si

zzz wanna join me? I'm waiting for them to finish the pool at the bitcoin dev house

RN although if you have seen "voz inocentes" (innocent voices) you might reconsider that geographic move.

RN ha! Do they bring bloody marrys to the pool?

RN (or the post pool excavation)

RN s/post/pre/

zzz you can be the pool babe delivering them and I'll tip you twenties. In your spare time you save the dogs

RN ok, that sounds resonable as long as I'm allowed to drink some of the beverages as well.

RN not big on lounging in the sun anyway

snex make i2p token on the tari network

zzz see @jonatack on twitter for pool and house pix. although he's calling it the mempool which may be disqualifying

orignal <Lidain> я 10000 SAM сессий сделал

orignal lol

orignal Plaz again

cumlord lol think that's like what i was talking to onon about

orignal what?

cumlord year-ish ago some things were getting dos'd that i was hosting on i2pd, tried to do what it looked like they were doing

cumlord basically just did that, thousands of SAM sessions hitting the leaseset

orignal Plaz did it for years. so?

orignal because Plaz

cumlord sometimes got smaller routers to crash, that was basically it

dr|z3d I don't think we're entirely out of the woods yet, re +, but a fairly nasty race condition has been squashed.

dr|z3d cumlord: check ulimit -n

dr|z3d might be an issue, might not. file descriptors.. you may need more of those running zzzot.

dr|z3d snex: how's it looking over there?

snex I'm out right now but nothing went out of control all day so far

dr|z3d good to hear, thanks for the feedback. there's still some stuff to address, looking at that now, but the dead tunnels issue should be fixed.

cumlord pretty sure I raised u limit but I’ll check a little later

cumlord I made no changes between that and before, hit 25k peers for the first time earlier on -5

dr|z3d ok, well, expect more improvements, there's still some stuff to shake out.

cumlord Overall a lot smoother so def getting there, I gotta keep checking it hasn’t died yet lol