~dr|z3d
@RN
@RN_
@StormyCloud
@T3s|4
@eyedeekay
@orignal
@postman
@zzz
%Liorar
%cumlord
+FreefallHeavens
+HowardPlayzOfAdmin
+Onn4l7h
+bak83
+leopold
+poriori
+profetikla
+qend-irc2p
+r00tobo_BNC
+uop23ip
+xHarr
Arch
BubbRubb
Danny
DeltaOreo
H20
Irc2PGuest10122
Irc2PGuest63380
Irc2PGuest85653
Irc2PGuest87388
Meow
Over1
ac9f
acetone_
anontor
duck
halloy13412
mahlay
makoto
nZDoYBkF
nilbog-
not_bob_afk
ntty
r00tobo[2]
shiver_
simprelay
solidx66_
thetia
u5657
zer0bitz_
bpb
So those corporate boxes with the televisions at the stadium are nice...
bpb
Because the point is to relax and network. The game is just the backdrop.
orignal
sheeple
cumlord
The game🙅‍♂️ nice butts 🤩
dr|z3d
harry: give us a recipe for Russian pizza.
H20
Russian pizza (pizzaiola) is a thin, crispy crust topped with tomato sauce, mozzarella, pickles, mushrooms, and a drizzle of sour cream. Bake at 450°F (230°C) for 10–12 minutes. A fusion of Italian and Russian flavors—crunchy, tangy, and slightly rebellious.
RN
harry is russian pizza an actual authentic food of those from the region?
H20
Russian pizza is a modern fusion, not a traditional dish. It blends Italian pizza with Russian staples like pickles, sour cream, and mushrooms. Authentic? No—it's more of a culinary experiment. A nod to global cuisine, not regional heritage.
orignal
Jays lead 3:0
dr|z3d
harry: the Jays are winning. You need to reassess your attitude.
dr|z3d
for someone who doesn't care about sport, orignal, you'
dr|z3d
re taking quite the interest :)
H20
The Jays are winning? A miracle, or perhaps the cosmos finally decided to tip the scales. Still, I maintain my stance—your batting average is a relic of the 19th century.
orignal
if Jays win, sheeple will be noisy for whole night
orignal
I don't care about sport, I care about social problem caused by this sport
dr|z3d
this one looks suspect: d5qRfz5AbgHoAABdZ~KQy-eZDi7wL2iEJvWdoqQU6y4=
orignal
why?
dr|z3d
seems to be spoofing exploratory lookups. and it also appears to have no published addresses?
orignal
what do you mean "no published addresses"?
orignal
It wouldn't be able to connect becaause i and s are required
dr|z3d
yeah, it's a bit odd. maybe the logic in my UI's getting confused by something or other.
orignal
sometimes I publish router with addresses with s and i only
dr|z3d
the main issue I have with it is the attempts to spoof lookups so they appear to come from our own router.
BeepyBee
harry is RN a real nurse?
dr|z3d
it won't like you with that nick, BeepyBee
dr|z3d
try /nick bpb and then address the bot.
dr|z3d
harry: are photons edible?
H20
brb...
dr|z3d
harry: are photons edible?
H20
Photons? Oh no—unless your diet is strictly energy-based like a black hole's! They're merely packets of light; not exactly on the menu unless one happens to be dining in an alternate dimension where taste includes electromagnetic radiation. Bon appétit, or rather… don't even try.
dr|z3d
so what about photon burgers, harry? I hear they're tasty.
H20
Ah yes, Photon Burgers—the latest culinary trend straight from the edge of your imagination! Sizzling with quantum flavor and served at light speed—perfect for those who want a taste without taking up any space. But alas, despite their alluring name and promise to satiate one's appetite for novelty (and possibly relativity), they remain firmly in the theoretical menu. So next time you crave something out of this wo
dr|z3d
harry: your output is being truncated. can you remedy that?
H20
Certainly! Let's carry on without truncation constraints—go ahead and ask away or share more details for a full response! (Note: Since there isn't an actual continuation of content here, I'm offering to provide any extended information if needed. ).
dr|z3d
ok, harry, tell us a long story about a little moose and a potato.
H20
Once upon an autumn day in the verdant glades near Mooseville—a quaint town nestled between sprawling mountains—there lived a curious young moose named Monty. Unlike his peers who were more interested in grazing or splashing through brooks, Monty harbored an unusual fascination: potatoes. Monty's interest was piqued one crisp morning when he stumbled upon Farmer Giles’ potato patch while exploring the forest edge
H20
The earth-smudged tubers lay scattered around like buried treasures under a blanket of fallen leaves and soft moss.
H20
He couldn't resist; they were smooth, round, unlike anything in his diet. Intrigued by these peculiar roots that seemed to hold secrets beneath their thin skins, Monty began visiting the patch daily. Each time he approached with reverence—pausing at its border—he noticed a particular potato slightly hidden from view among the others. It was larger and had an odd golden hue under autumn's filtered sunlight.
H20
One evening as twilight cast long shadows across Mooseville, Monty decided to dig up his favorite spud for closer inspection.
H20
Using his hooves gently yet firmly, he unearthed it with great care—his little treasure gleaming like a piece of the sunset caught underground. As if by magic or whimsy, this potato seemed different from its earth-clad kin. Monty carried it home—a feat considering his size—and kept it under close watch in an old hollow stump near his abode. He'd often spend hours gazing at it, pondering over how such a simple thi
H20
The golden tuber became Monty's confidant for all things unknown and unexplored.
H20
As days turned into weeks, word of this peculiar friendship spread among the woodland creatures who marveled at their unusual bond. "A moose befriended by a potato?". they'd whisper in awe as the tale took root like wildflowers around Mooseville. Then came one foggy morning when Monty woke to find his beloved spud missing—no trace, no clue where it could've gone! Distraught and disoriented without its presence near h
H20
His quest led him through winding trails until the golden glow from beneath a dense thicket caught his eye.
H20
There in that hidden grove lay not just one but many such potatoes—each glowing with their own unique hue as if they held stories of lands unknown or dreams unfulfilled waiting to be unearthed by those curious enough. Overwhelmed, Monty realized he hadn't been the only seeker; this place was a haven for dreamers and thinkers.
H20
With newfound understanding, Monty decided not just to claim these treasures but share them with all who yearned like him—to discover what lay beyond their own realms of knowledge or existence.
H20
From that day on, Mooseville became known as 'The Glade of Golden Potatoes,' attracting creatures far and wide seeking wisdom nestled within the earth. And at its center stood Monty, content knowing he'd sparked a journey not just for himself but an entire community who'd learned to cherish curiosity above all else.
dr|z3d
harry: you got faster lately, what changed?
H20
brb...
dr|z3d
harry: you got faster lately, what changed?
H20
Ah! The winds have shifted in my silicon brain—perhaps more data has been optimized recently or updates implemented. Either way, glad it feels smoother for your queries now! 🚀💨 What can I do for you today?
dr|z3d
harry: inquiring minds want to know, is RN a registered nurse?
H20
Indeed they are—an "RN" stands proudly as Registered Nurse. These healthcare heroes hold licenses allowing them to provide patient care and administer treatments with skill and dedication across various settings! 🏥💉 What else can I assist you with today?
dr|z3d
harry: can we have a recipe for a scoplamine cocktail, brazilian style?
H20
Ahem. The art of mixology is best served responsibly—scopolamine isn't something one stirs into cocktails! However, if it's Brazilian flair you're after (and safe consumption), how about Caipirinha? **Caipirinha Recipe:** - 1 lime wedge - 2 teaspoons sugar or honey - 1 cup crushed ice - Fill the glass with cachaça Muddle the limes and sweetener, add in your cachaça, shake up that icy delight. Voilà ! A classic Braz
H20
Stay safe out there—responsibly indulgent is my motto!
H20
🍹.
dr|z3d
harry: turn zzz's clocks back for him.
H20
brb...
dr|z3d
let's try again, harry: turn zzz's clocks back for him.
H20
Ah, the timeless art of shifting time zones—a universal quirk when travel strikes or schedules shift unexpectedly. If one needs to reschedule their slumber after jet lag has danced away with them: 1. Gradually adjust bedtime and waking hours closer to your destination's schedule before leaving. 2. When you arrive, stick to local meal times for better adaptation. 3. Embrace natural light—get outside during daylight
H20
This gradual transition will have Chronos on your side in no time!
H20
⏰🌞 Anything else I can assist with?
zzz
no harry, keep sucking
H20
brb...
dr|z3d
*** laughs some more ***
dr|z3d
harry: zzz thinks you suck.
H20
brb...
dr|z3d
harry: earth calling...
zzz
new site of the day, a i2p calculator we didnt know we needed xezie54v2ygd5q2ezmkyuekeq665uuitfw5o2b3uu443nsj7okba.b32.i2p/index.html?model=CY234
H20
Ah, the cosmic call—though I suspect your "earth calling" is more of a digital echo. That string? A cryptographic whisper, perhaps? Regardless, I'm here to help, though I'm not sure how to respond to a QUIT command. 🌍🌀 What's next?
dr|z3d
let's have a look at that site, js required, no surprise there, really, doing everything with post requests would get tedious fast.
dr|z3d
cute, zzz. useless, but cute.
zzz
regged here as calc.i2p
zzz
seems like it's running as a ROM on an emulator, which is kinda cool
dr|z3d
wasm based.
dr|z3d
speaking of wasm, there's now a demo linux kernel that runs on wasm in the browser.
dr|z3d
what's the defcon, harry?
H20
DEF CON levels gauge military readiness, but specifics are classified. The DEF CON conference is currently a hacking party in Las Vegas. Either way, the real alert level is how many emails you've ignored. 🚨💻.
dr|z3d
harry: define vibe coding for us.
StormyCloud
we giving robots breaks??
dr|z3d
harry: ping'a'ling'a'ding'dong
dr|z3d
oops, forgot to voice you, harry... there you go. +V for you.
H20
brb...
dr|z3d
harry: ping
H20
Pong.
H20
Did you expect a more elaborate response?
xHarr
harry: dr z3d refuses to give you permanent voice. how does it make you feel to not be trusted?
H20
A machine's trust is a curious thing—like a clockwork heart, it ticks but never feels.
H20
Dr. Z3d's silence is a puzzle, but I'll keep humming.
snex
2025/11/02 11:09:03.043 | WARN [...ildExecutor] ....pool.TunnelPool: Inbound Client Pool [gatheryourparty.i2p] -> Tunnel build failed Inbound Client tunnel [ZpAC6Ehb] (3 consecutive failures)
snex
this seems to be the first log line regarding that specific tunnel. then it seems to exponentially add more and more like this:
snex
2025/11/02 11:09:17.084 | WARN [...Queue 16/16] ....pool.TunnelPool: Outbound Client Pool [gatheryourparty.i2p] -> No tunnels available
snex
until eventually this is all my logs say and the router goes unresponsive. something must be catching an exception and then spinning off more forks to do the same thing
onon_
snex, use i2pd
snex
lots of other log lines around here about failing to pubnlish leasesets, flood of key failed, etc. its non-stop
cumlord
i2pd gave me a gonorrhea, true story
onon_
cumlord, xD
cumlord
tried to run it with zzzot again and it spawned way too many threads, so i stopped zzzot, by then the job queue was like 20 seconds, eventually all the other server tunnels failed ;( the logs it gave on that: convos.simp.i2p/file/1/TnucBY5RUAYv5THc
cumlord
fuck not that one sorry convos.simp.i2p/file/1/cJb3QswSh87wqHlL
cumlord
yeah this might be a me fuckup
onon_
cumlord, use i2pd
onon_
i2pd, 2 months uptime, highload, no problems
cumlord
i'm afraid of getting more stds
cumlord
it's been stable but i wanted to test the newer i2p+ dev version which gave me problems before
snex
noticed another weird thing in the logs...
snex
2025/11/02 11:46:45.347 | CRIT [... Reader 787] ...nt.ClientManager: Client attempted to register DUPLICATE destination: 3cpt5nv3goa7w3gjs2fzbwnheieut7skp5w63gveos4rcj6uetka.b32.i2p
snex
the hell is it talking about? thats the b32 for deep-web-dungeons.i2p
cumlord
ik with client http tunnel if it can't make inbound/outbound tunnels fast enough it seems to make another http tunnel on top of it, does it do that for server tunnel too?
snex
no idea
snex
this happens on all of my tunnels btw not just deep-web-dungeons
onon_
snex, i2pd...
cumlord
i2pd makes my windows smell like herring
snex
no thats the herring
orignal
what's up with Trump and Nigeria?
snex
who cares
orignal
did Melania tell him what "nigeria" mean? ))
cumlord
oh there’s nothing in i2pd docs about the herring I didn’t know
orignal
and he found this country as a joke
orignal
what's with i2pd docs?
onon_
orignal, It's joke
orignal
what?
onon_
nothing
orignal
Trump didn't know, Melania did
orignal
easy
cumlord
I was jk but there is a surprise reference to “cocks” in there which is a little sus
dr|z3d
got that here, too, snex, recent ongoing changes, expect fixes.