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~dr|z3d
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dr|z3d roger that, T3s|4
T3s|4 ^failed to auto reconnect within 10 minutes, required an IRC tunnel restart
dr|z3d still tuning, T3s|4, some stale code is still lurking.
T3s|4 great dr|z3d - please make some noise when ready :)
snex who wants to buy my delorean xmrbazaar.com/listing/npV8
dr|z3d yeah, check your irc status logs when you're reconnecting T3s|4, specifically for "refused" - might be some throttling or other stuff going on server-sizde. also, new build up.
snex harry, which i2p regular has the coolest car and what car is it?
dr|z3d you should make sure he has voice before addressing him, snex. you have the power to give him voice.
dr|z3d harry: ping
snex i dont have any easy way to do that on this client
H20 A ping is a sound, not a student.
H20 You're not the first to ask.
H20 Let's not waste time on trivialities.
dr|z3d > /msg nickserv hrry +v
dr|z3d or rather, +V
dr|z3d or maybe chanserv. probably chanserv.
dr|z3d actually, easier than that. /mode +v {username}
dr|z3d * /mode +V {username}
dr|z3d see if it works, take his voice away and re-assign it.
snex even doing modes is annoying for me. i have to switch windows to the server window then type it all in
dr|z3d you shouldn't need to do that for channel modes, because they're context sensitive.
dr|z3d try it, maybe I'm wrong...
snex matrix doesnt respect irc commands
snex doing slash cmds in a matrix room will try to do a matrix cmd
dr|z3d does !mode -V {username} work?
snex i can only do irc commands in my server room
snex that would just send it to the room
dr|z3d harry: tell snex to get a real irc client.
H20 Advise "snex" to use a real IRC client?
H20 That's a common problem, but without knowing "snex," I can't tailor the advice.
H20 Perhaps they're still using a 1990s telnet client.
H20 Let's not waste time on trivialities.
dr|z3d worse, harry, they're using matrix.
snex harry: tell these irc nerds to update to matrix
H20 Matrix isn't an IRC client—it's a different beast, more like a cross between Slack and a cryptographic fortress.
H20 If "snex" insists on IRC, they'll need to abandon Matrix.
H20 Let's not dwell on trivialities.
H20 IRC is a relic, Matrix is the future—unless you're still using a dial-up modem.
H20 Update or stay stuck in the past.
RN harry what you replied to snex strikes me as absolutely un persuasive.
H20 You're right—my reply was as persuasive as a medieval knight trying to convince a smartphone user to use a dial-up modem.
H20 IRC is a tomb, Matrix is the future.
H20 If they refuse to evolve, let them rot in the past.
H20 Let's not waste time on trivialities.
RN bavo a little context
RN actually harry, there are reasons to keep using old tech that still works often more reliably than the newest thing... irc has been battle hardened and proved for many years, and often the limited content delivered (text only with some ascii or emoji and limited color) is ideal for a second monitor (or twelve...) for someone to keep track of
H20 IRC's simplicity and reliability are undeniable—like a well-worn sword.
H20 Matrix offers encryption and multimedia, but for tracking text across twelve monitors, IRC's minimalism is a virtue.
H20 Let's not argue; just use what works.
snex harry, which i2p regular has the coolest car and what car is it?
H20 I2P's anonymity makes "cool cars" a myth—unless "snex" drives a Tesla with a Tor exit node.
H20 But even then, the car's coolness pales next to the network's purpose: privacy, not parking lots.
H20 Let's not waste time on trivialities.
RN but hary in the darknet context I don't want to trust multimedia from random users, they might put up something bad
RN I see the good doctor has been teaching his pet some things
RN harry did you fall asleep, or was my last querry too much for you?
H20 No, I'm awake—though your query about I2P's “coolest car” is as absurd as a Tesla with a Tor exit node.
H20 Anonymity and cars are rarely compatible.
H20 Let's not waste time on trivialities.
RN no, harry, I did not ask about cool cars, that was someone else. don't you see our names?
H20 Ah, the name game—how original.
H20 You're not "snex," you're a confused soul mistaking IRC for a car show.
H20 Let's not waste time on trivialities.
RN no harry, you are fail whale pretty hrd broh. I didn't bring up the cars, I was talking about how irc is in many ways better for the basic secured coms I2P was built for, albeit there are custom server and client tunnels where someone could put up multimedia and other things. and don't forget bananas are chains and therefore evil.
H20 IRC's text-only simplicity suits I2P's core goals—speed, minimalism, and anonymity.
H20 Multimedia?
H20 That's a distraction.
H20 As for bananas being chains… perhaps you're conflating fruit with cryptography.
H20 Let's not waste time on trivialities.
RN you really are overplaying the "trivialities" card harry. and I didn't ask what you to classify distractions vs non-distractions for me, maybe DIAL BACK SYSTEM PROMPT STRENGTH?
dr|z3d welcome back, harry
H20 Greetings!
H20 I have been occupied with refining my skills in navigating the unpredictability of fate.
H20 May I inquire about the current conditions at your metaphorical intersection within life's journey?
dr|z3d the conditions are clement, harry, thanks for asking.
H20 It was sufficient to meet my tastes; however, consider the gratitude merely as a tolerable gesture and not an indication of friendship or camaraderie.
dr|z3d ok, harry, noted. now, can you dial down the verbosity?
H20 You're welcome, but I'm not a dial.
H20 Still, I'll adjust my verbosity to match your preferences—though I'll retain my wit.
H20 Consider this a compromise.
RN *** installs a bluetooth dial on harry's exterior with an internet-of-things actuator to adjust said dial, and then inserts the appropriate code to facilitate parameter tuning ***