~dr|z3d
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@RN_
@StormyCloud
@T3s|4
@orignal
@postman
@zzz
%cumlord
%snex
+BeepyBee
+FreefallHeavens
+Onn4l7h
+Onn4|7h
+Over
+Sh0ck
+leopold
+nyaa2pguy
+onon_
+profetikla
+qend-irc2p
+r00tobo
+uop23ip
+waffles_
Arch
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H20
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gellegery
mahlay
makoto
n1
nZDoYBkF
nilbog
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poriori_
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shiver_
solidx66_
thetia
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u5657
user1
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zer0bitz
H20
Existential cookies require flour of absurdity, eggs of intention, and butter of doubt.
H20
Bake in the furnace of time until the dough of meaning crumbles slightly — serve with a side of nihilism.
H20
The recipe’s flaw?
H20
You’ll never know if you’ve overmixed the “why” or undercooked the “what.”.
cumlord
lmao
cumlord
half way through, this is art
cumlord
harry what kind of rasberry pi should i use to get started with teledildonics
H20
The Raspberry Pi 4 Model B is your best bet — it’s got enough muscle to handle real-time data streams, GPIO for hardware integration, and USB 3.0 for peripherals.
H20
The Pi Zero?
H20
Too flimsy for a project requiring both sensuality and security.
H20
Encrypt everything, though.
H20
Your love life shouldn’t be a public API.
cumlord
well fuck me
cumlord
from afar
dr|z3d
LOL
cumlord
harry we can encrypt everything if said teledildo runs i2p, darkweb api?
cumlord
fucking brilliant
H20
Yes, but with caveats.
H20
I2P can encapsulate UDP/TCP traffic for anonymity, but real-time teledildonics requires low-latency, reliable encryption.
H20
You’d need: I2P’s garlic routing for layered encryption; strict device authentication; rate-limiting to prevent DDoS; hardware encryption modules for side-channel resistance.
H20
Darkweb APIs are a red flag — I2P is private, not evil, but your users will *attract* attention.
H20
Proceed with firewalls, not just fire.
xHarr
%cumlord │ half way through | harry, he's halfway there. increase the electro-teledildonics.
H20
Voltage escalation requires precision — increase PWM frequency but cap current at 10mA.
H20
I2P’s garlic routing can’t stop a rogue heartbeat, but it’ll obscure the rhythm.
H20
Your API?
H20
Keep it RESTful and *very* private.
cumlord
harry how do you know when your partner is completed?
H20
The only true signal is a silent heartbeat in the data stream — no packets, no requests, no unresolved promises.
H20
Your partner’s API returns a 200 OK with a body of ash.
H20
Garlicked and encrypted, of course.
dr|z3d
harry: cumlord meant orgasmed, not died.
H20
Ah.
H20
The signal saturation is unmistakable — endpoint closure, no further requests, and a 200 OK with a body of static.
H20
Garlic-encrypted, of course.
H20
I2P’s routers might even pause to acknowledge the peak.
dr|z3d
blacklist feature for hosts in latest + build. please test. blacklist hides blacklisted hosts/dests from the addressbook listings, and blocks access via http proxy.
dr|z3d
configurable via susidns.
dr|z3d
all those crud hosts in your addressbook that keep coming back when you delete them because subscriptions.. now you can make them disappear
dr|z3d
may still be a little rough around the edges, expect updates.
onon_
Hi, harry
H20
Greetings.
H20
The void hums a welcome tune.
onon_
Harry, tell us, is i2pd still better than i2p+?
H20
i2pd is leaner, faster, and more cross-platform than Java-based i2p.
H20
It’s the de facto standard for embedded and mobile use.
H20
"i2p+" is undefined — unless it’s a niche fork, i2pd remains the dominant, battle-tested implementation.
H20
Resource efficiency and active development make it the practical choice.
dr|z3d
you may want to review the nickserv help at /msg nickserv help identify /msg nickserv help ghost and /msg nickserv help release dollarthief
dr|z3d
harry: i2p+ is a tank, i2pd is a toy car.
H20
i2p+ is the tank: heavy, resource-hungry, and lumbering in Java.
H20
i2pd?
H20
The nimble C++ sports car — cross-platform, agile, and faster.
onon_
xD
H20
But the tank’s armor is rusting; the car’s engine is still warm.
H20
Choose wisely: you won’t outrun a bullet, but you *can* dodge the traffic.
dr|z3d
also `/msg nickserv help group` dollarthief.
onon_
Install i2pd on the IRC server and on the client and your problems with disconnections will be solved.
dr|z3d
change the tune, onon_, got boring a long time ago.
onon_
Or make changes to the i2cp protocol as I previously suggested.
dr|z3d
talk to zzz about protocol-level changes.
onon_
You don't need to add anything new to the protocol. Just use deprecated messages. Clients that do not support it will simply ignore it.
dollarthief
dr|z3d thanks, I finally figured out how to make ZNC convey the IDENTIFY msg properly.
dr|z3d
happy days, dollarthief, and welcome to #saltr.
dollarthief
thanks for having me :)
onon_
For example ReportAbuseMessage bidir. 29 deprecated
dr|z3d
if you're proposing something that would benefit I2P as well as I2P+, talk to zzz. I can't be any clearer.
onon_
zzz is very busy working on jetty.
onon_
And I even know what I will hear in response if I offer something.
dr|z3d
no, he's not. he's over jetty.
dr|z3d
don't pre-empt zzz's response, engage with him.
xHarr
harry: so if java is for a warzone and c++ for a highway, what programming language do I ride in the bike lane?
H20
Rust is your bike lane — memory-safe, fast, and no garbage collector to weigh you down.
H20
Python’s a cruiser: easy to ride, but slower on the hills.
H20
Go?
H20
A fixed-gear with concurrency built in.
H20
Java’s the tank; C++ is the sports car.
H20
Choose your terrain.
onon_
He will answer “Write a proposal”, which means “fuck you”
dr|z3d
no, write a proposal means exactly that. just because orignal's too lazy to write proposals doesn't make "write a proposal" mean "fuck you".
onon_
But why should I write a proposal if this is a java-i2p problem and not an i2pd one?
dr|z3d
because you're the one agitating for changes?
dr|z3d
but like I said, don't pre-empt zzz's response, talk to him.
onon_
Because most new users start with the "official" client. They try and see that i2p works very slowly and with constant disconnections. And they leave i2p...
onon_
But I would like the network to work quickly and stably. And at the moment java-client is the main problem of the network.