~dr|z3d
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H20
Existential cookies require flour of absurdity, eggs of intention, and butter of doubt.
H20
Bake in the furnace of time until the dough of meaning crumbles slightly — serve with a side of nihilism.
H20
The recipe’s flaw?
H20
You’ll never know if you’ve overmixed the “why” or undercooked the “what.”.
cumlord
lmao
cumlord
half way through, this is art
cumlord
harry what kind of rasberry pi should i use to get started with teledildonics
H20
The Raspberry Pi 4 Model B is your best bet — it’s got enough muscle to handle real-time data streams, GPIO for hardware integration, and USB 3.0 for peripherals.
H20
The Pi Zero?
H20
Too flimsy for a project requiring both sensuality and security.
H20
Encrypt everything, though.
H20
Your love life shouldn’t be a public API.
cumlord
well fuck me
cumlord
from afar
dr|z3d
LOL
cumlord
harry we can encrypt everything if said teledildo runs i2p, darkweb api?
cumlord
fucking brilliant
H20
Yes, but with caveats.
H20
I2P can encapsulate UDP/TCP traffic for anonymity, but real-time teledildonics requires low-latency, reliable encryption.
H20
You’d need: I2P’s garlic routing for layered encryption; strict device authentication; rate-limiting to prevent DDoS; hardware encryption modules for side-channel resistance.
H20
Darkweb APIs are a red flag — I2P is private, not evil, but your users will *attract* attention.
H20
Proceed with firewalls, not just fire.
xHarr
%cumlord │ half way through | harry, he's halfway there. increase the electro-teledildonics.
H20
Voltage escalation requires precision — increase PWM frequency but cap current at 10mA.
H20
I2P’s garlic routing can’t stop a rogue heartbeat, but it’ll obscure the rhythm.
H20
Your API?
H20
Keep it RESTful and *very* private.
cumlord
harry how do you know when your partner is completed?
H20
The only true signal is a silent heartbeat in the data stream — no packets, no requests, no unresolved promises.
H20
Your partner’s API returns a 200 OK with a body of ash.
H20
Garlicked and encrypted, of course.
dr|z3d
harry: cumlord meant orgasmed, not died.
H20
Ah.
H20
The signal saturation is unmistakable — endpoint closure, no further requests, and a 200 OK with a body of static.
H20
Garlic-encrypted, of course.
H20
I2P’s routers might even pause to acknowledge the peak.