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dr|z3d Mustavabber!
Mustafabo what are you doing dr|z3d?
dr|z3d you know, the usual :)
Mustafabo straight up gangster shit!
dr|z3d how's berbert?
dr|z3d *herbert
dr|z3d gone? you ate him?
Mustafabo I rehomed him
dr|z3d oh. too much of a management issue?
dr|z3d he got too fond of your pizzas?
Mustafabo I became Muslim
dr|z3d poor herbert
Mustafabo dr|z3d, Dick's
dr|z3d yeah, herbert won't be getting any more.. *sadface*
Mustafabo Why not?
dr|z3d you think his new owner feeds him pizza?
Mustafabo probably
Mustafabo They had 2 pigs in their house, he's not even outside anymore
dr|z3d oh, he's been upgraded to an indoor residence? not so bad then.
Mustafabo I'm in the mood... for beards!
dr|z3d that and more, no doubt. *cough*
Mustafabo dr|z3d, touch me in the beard
dr|z3d with a boot?
dr|z3d ask itsjustme, he's more your type.
itsjustme My type?
dr|z3d yeah, Mustafabo like them fat, itsjustme. you know, KFC lovers.
itsjustme *** mumbles about never going to kdc ***
Mustafabo itsjustme, wyd
itsjustme Clearly running to KFC
Mustafabo Burger King
itsjustme Not any better
dr|z3d "running"
itsjustme Right dr|z3d
sonic <dr|z3d> I love sucking my nephews little pee pee
sonic <dr|z3d> i suck his tiny balls
sonic <dr|z3d> they are so cute omfg
mesh what a psycho
dr|z3d vermin. is all.
wellicht lovely morning
Mustafabo itsjustme
Ellenor mildseven1:
Ellenor Mustafabo:
Mustafabo Ellenor
Mustafabo what up?
Ellenor not much
Mustafabo why are you awake so early?
Ellenor this is normal for us
Mustafabo Ellenor, want some covid?
Mustafabo come hang out with me, I'll share mine
Ellenor no thanks
Mustafabo I have a bird on my head
Ellenor first of all, it'd take me weeks to drive on out there, on illegal tyres, and I'd have to pass immigration, second, i'd probably catch it anyway, third, I am not interested in coming to your country
Ellenor except maybe on a diplomatic mission from a landless entity
Mustafabo but I'll give you covid!
Ellenor i am not interested in a disease that could shorten my lifespan and give me chronic illness
Mustafabo have you had covid yet?
Mustafabo Ellenor, I always want more parmesan, but I'm embarrassed
Ellenor Mustafabo: regarding covid, I don't know. I've had two full doses and one booster of the vaccine. I've had some pretty awful colds in my time since mid 2020, but the three times I was tested for covid I was negative, and I also recovered quickly.
Ellenor I'm not interested in catching it a 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th time.
Mustafabo I will not be judged for my cheese intake
Mustafabo Ellenor: I will not surrender. I will not give in. I will never, let big Parma win
Ellenor Mustafabo: in english, parma refers to a kind of ham, not of cheese
Mustafabo don't try to convince me to have less parmesan
Ellenor please hang it up with this rubbish. also I don't know much about the halal status of dairy foods in general and casein more specifically
Ellenor nor about your sect's relationship with the islamic codes for those activities
Anomaly man i fucking love wearing pajamas
Mustafabo that's obscene
Mustafabo what up Anomaly
Anomaly are you parabo?
Mustafabo I'm fine
Anomaly yea im good
Mustafabo What you doing?
Anomaly im studying the bible
Mustafabo Eat a muffin
Mustafabo Muffins are good
Mustafabo I like chocolate chip muffins
Anomaly ill go to the store rn
Anomaly i like pumpkin pie
Mustafabo can I haz pie?
Anomaly yae you like that
Anomaly U LIKE THAT PUMPKIN PIE!
Mustafabo GIVE ME MOAR PIE
Anomaly u want more!
Mustafabo oh yeah
Anomaly yea you like that whipped cream you fucking slut
Mustafabo I don't like whipped cream
Anomaly u like that!
Anomaly you done fucked up buddy
Mustafabo can we clean up the language please?
Anomaly i forgot this was a family friendly environment
Anomaly sorry
Mustafabo I just wanted to say that:P
Mustafabo I like asking people to clean up "the language"
Anomaly like when you tell people to stop fucking swearing
Mustafabo Anomaly, have you watched The Trial of the Chicago 7 ?
Anomaly unfortunately no
Mustafabo watch it
Anomaly roger
itsjustme Hey Anomaly and Mustafabo :)
Mustafabo Now it should be incandescently clear that no one who has any concern for the integrity and life of America today can ignore the present war. If America's soul becomes totally poisoned, part of the autopsy must read "Vietnam."
Mustafabo hi itsjustme
Mustafabo itsjustme, you SOB
Mustafabo Son of a bitch
itsjustme Hey Mustafabo
Mustafabo what are you doing?
itsjustme Thanks :)
itsjustme Going on a boat. You?
Mustafabo itsjustme, ^
Mustafabo Anomaly, worship your maker
Anomaly fuk u
Anomaly i worship god and god alone
mesh worshiping god is lame
Anomaly fuk u
Anomaly god is good
mesh you should worship something real that you can touch like women or alcohol or money
Anomaly no fuk u
Anomaly i will eat jesus flesh and drink his blood
mesh instead of eating your invisible friend you should eat organic vegetables
mesh gardening is a very healthy hobby
Anomaly thats what i need
Mustafabo Yeah... that's what I said
Mustafabo God is your maker
Mustafabo Do not worship false Billy Idol's
Anomaly im speaking figuratively
Anomaly you eat real food but your spirit also needs food
Anomaly the food you feed your spirit with is the word of god
Mustafabo gardening is becoming closer to your maker
Mustafabo because you are caring for plants.
Anomaly nno no no no no!
Anomaly i worship god!
Anomaly i need to feed my spirit
itsjustme mesh: eh women aren't that great
Anomaly god > women
mesh instead of eating spirit food you should try eating malaysian food
mesh it is cheap and amazing
Anomaly ok i unfortunately hav eto go to work now
itsjustme See ya Anomaly :)
Anomaly see ya itsjustme
Mustafabo itsjustme, what you doing?
itsjustme Drinking coffee. You?
Mustafabo watching Seinfeld
itsjustme Oh nice
Mustafabo how long till work itsjustme?
itsjustme Not working today:)
Mustafabo itsjustme, download freeciv
itsjustme The game?
Ellenor i worship people on this temporal plane who have proven themselves worthy
Ellenor nobody else
wellicht oh dear
mesh for some reason when I point lynx at I2P Tunnel the result is *extremely slow*
itsjustme i2p isn't fast really
dr|z3d point lynx at /i2ptunnel instead of /i2ptunnelmgr
dr|z3d and if lynx handles javascript (I forget), disable it and you might find i2ptunnel faster.
Mustafabo itsjustme
Mustafabo hi major
Mustafabo how is you>?
itsjustme hey Mustafabo and Mustafabo
itsjustme * major
Mustafabo I'm 2 people
Mustafabo my new microphone picks up birds in other rooms
Mustafabo I can't record
Mustafabo I need to make a studio that's like... soundproof
itsjustme Why don't you have one Mustafabo?
Mustafabo i dunno, i am just amateur
dr|z3d apeace: outproxy.purokishi.i2p/speedtest is available. uses javascript, 0 hop.
apeace Oh neat! Thank you!
dr|z3d just a short test, 10MB file.
apeace Very cool
dr|z3d possibly not working quite as it should, let's see if we can resolve that.
apeace Ah, it appears to fail on CORS
dr|z3d nah, not CORS, it's a webserver segfaulting issue.
apeace Oh I see
apeace Do you work for incognet.io?
dr|z3d ok, should be fixed.
dr|z3d rambler works for incognet, I help out informally from time to time.
dr|z3d I saw works for, rambler _is_ incognet. great guy, some solid services he offers.
apeace Looks like a great service for sure!
dr|z3d if you're using the purokishi outproxy, all nodes are hosted on incognet servers.
apeace Is the outproxy run at zero hops? That's why that speedtest operates at zero hops?
dr|z3d yes, and yes.
apeace Ah very cool
dr|z3d on a good day I've seen 70Mb/s spikes on the outproxy on a 0hop local connection.
dr|z3d (measured using fast.com)
apeace Wow that's impressive
dr|z3d both purokishi and stormycloud outproxies should offer decent speads, that's the takeaway. if you want unfiltered, stormycloud's outproxy has the edge. if you want adblocking, tracker blocking, malware domain blocking and the like, purokishi does that.