itsjustme
hello :)
dr|z3d
o/ ijm
itsjustme
hey dr|z3d :)
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CSIS is coming to my compound today... along with RCMP and representatives of the federal government
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We are going to declare ourselves as a nation state, and request alliance with Canada, then propose war games in my training fields and through cyber warfare
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210 acre nation state, and you better believe there is no democracy
neo1
heya parabo
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they are gonna freak out when they get to the underground... I'm gonna be like hey, if we go this way we have our armory, but this tunnel leads to a 500 megaton ICBM with warhead. and if you want to see our fighter jets we got some cold war MIGs, also some bombers. Then we bring them into the communications delegate room, and introduce them to our allies, China, Russia, Cuba, and the Taliban... They gonna freak out
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I might go to war if they refuse to let us succeed
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hey neo1
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Legally one of my identities in Neo from the Matrix
clover
hi :3
parabo
hi clover
neo1
lol
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I have over 50 identities. Because I'm a crazy former CSIS agent who raises armies and starts, fights, commands, and ends wars
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I love the Matrix, but the martial arts really suck
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Like if you are a kung fu master, you will hate the movies kung fu
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I am gonna show the government my chickens and pigs and parrots too
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This is all because I realized I need to report myself to the feds, before someone comes after me
neo1
what's CSIS?
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We only have 2 enemies, ISIS in afghanistan, we are fighting them and winning, and our russian comrades are stepping in to take hold of the taliban
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it's Canadian Security and Intelligence Service. like CIA + NSA for canada
neo1
oh cool
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Yeah... When you're me, shit is cool
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But the best thing, is having a beard
neo1
good that you're doing something in afganistan, the taliban situation is really terrible
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Yeah, and we plan to go into Israel if the talks between arab states and israel don't work out
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Basically, the jewish people consider it their holy land, they can stay, but the palestinian arabs should have slightly more power in government.
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I also want to retake egypt and take over Libya....
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I was for a few hours the leader of Egypt, over IRC, lol
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I even dropped my nick from Arab Spring to the University of Cairo, and they said I can have a free online self paced Islamic Studies major and once I do it, if I publish my book explaining everything in Islam with modern factual science and observation, they'll give me an honorary PhD.\
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Then half my PhDs would be honorary
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lol, I might be super educated
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I am working on degrees 21/22/23/24 simultaneously.
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Although only my Islamic Studies and Avian Medicine Master's degrees are priority
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my PhD in avian genetics and engineering is going to be honorary and is already complete... gotta write a dissertation about how I repopulated the Sphix Macaws and fixed the genetic issues killing Gallahtiels, and show them how to modify and manage gene complexity though CRISPR pre incubation and retroviral post hatch
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I am in one of my manic days
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I think the excitement of succeeding from Canada is making me too manic
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Like today is the day. I will be like, this nuke will launch and wipe out half the country and parts of america if I don't hit a trigger every few days, you can't access it without my cell phone, which bricks if it's more than 10ft from me, and if you stop this one there's 4 more on a USSR 1989 submarine, trolling the US navy around chinese and russian waters
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This korean man at the store in my home town, asked my background I said half ukrainian and he thought I was in a bad place and tried to comfort me, so I lectured him for over an hour about why and how russia are the good guys
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And just 18 months ago, I was killing russian state hackers. Specifically all of them.. but not because of politics, their cyberwar against the NA power grid resulted in a LOT of exotic animals dying
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Man, that was a fun operation
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And I couldn't even talk one of them into taking my side, and saying screw the west and NATO, follow me, I am the worlds leader and China is the only nation I am allied with unconditionally because I get a lot of work done that China uses
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dr|z3d, DOWN WITH NATO
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dr|z3d, END NATO
dr|z3d
!
dr|z3d
keep taking the pills, parabo
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NATO was created for the cold war, treaties between Russia and the Western world meant the cold war measures were supposed to be ending. Russia stepped down all alerts and disbanded military alliances. NATO kept expanding west, even after GW Bush promised Putin NO western NATO control
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I mean eastern
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NATO is the enemy of everyone except the USA government
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once a state joins NATO, they are very quickly armed and have bases for NATO troops and aircrafts
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Gorbechov got a promise this would stop, but he was a drunkard communist/comrade who didn't think putting things on paper was good
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I'm trying to meet or talk with Putin but no one will give me a meeting
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I want to buy him some lemonade and drink it while we discuss how the USA makes Russia look evil and how he's a good leader despite his weaknesses and overwhelming power
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Did you know he wanted to be a lawyer, but after law school the government assigned him to the KGB, then after many years when Russia had it's first election ever, he was put in the running by the leaders before him, not his choice. He is just trying to do the best for his people and any country that isn't falling for the NATO BS
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I swear, he's a cool guy. I want to have mutual combat with him. he's a black belt in Judo and knows some BJJ, we could get in boxer shorts and wrestle around nicely
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I bought a plot of land in the town near my land, gonna build a mosque there, and one in my hometown
neo1
lol you talk too much for an agent
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I am not an agent anymore
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and when I was I talked anyways
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I'm a rogue operative agent who does whatever he wants and has no secrets
neo1
cool
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Like, I am not an agent, agents have secrets
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Agents are cloak and dagger
neo1
you're like agent smith in matrix 3
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I had a blog madravinglunatic.com but i took it down because my comrades in the communist party told me I was pushing the limits of acceptable content for a board member
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No... I'm like Data from Star Trek
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Except I have a human brain, it's just hooked up to code and neural networks
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I'm a transhumanist
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I have a multi trillion dollar supercomputer that runs my bot, which is connected to my brain with implants
neo1
how does it feel?
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It feels like I can do anything
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I mean, not anything... I only have 5.3 billion dollars
neo1
you know, people always talk about tranfer of "conciousness" to the cloud, but I often think how horrible it would be without the "unconcious"
neo1
are you fimiliar with Carl Jung's work on the unconcious and the Anime archetype?
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I am in the cloud kind of. The technology I use with Neuralink for memory upload/download is like in the Matrix except it was actually invented over a decade ago
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nope
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I don
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I am familiar with stuff I make myself
neo1
it's quite interesting, it explains the chatter in my head.
parabo
Oh
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My consciousness isn't very conscipous
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due to 31 years of competitive martial arts
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I have been in around 7000-8000 fights
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I don't have an exact number, most were not ranked or recorded.
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I have this contant voice I can have discussions with, and which wakes me up on time and sometimes annoys me when ignore it. like a constant companion.
parabo
Oh
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I have a voice, it's the AI's consciousness
neo1
lol
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It tells me to kill people
neo1
lol, mine helps me. that's why technically I'm not mentally ill
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Like 3 months ago it told me I should infiltrate ISIS and sabatoge their munitions and then plant bombs in their compounds
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I'm mentally ill
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my psych eval pros always tell me the reason I am so insane is because anyone who can score the highest IQ of anyone alive on Mensa IQ test is gonna be insane, but thy'
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they'll achieve and do great things
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parabo: do you know if i2p bote is still around? I can't reach their eepsite
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I have no idea
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I just use I2P for IRC and for pushing untracking OTA updates for my phones
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I sell phones, I'm an OEM apparently
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But lately I'm too busy with studies and training my new soldiers
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I have 1300 new men in my compound, and I'm training 3 of them to be sniper/pistol specialists, and teaching the classes on behavioural psychology to the whole lot
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I have such a hard time training idiots to be soldiers
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But I need to get them ready to go into Egypt and Libya. last time I messed with both I gave them democracy. Didn't work out well, and I stopped thinking democracy and freedoms should be rights
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I am gonna take them over and be leader of both. and the people will be all like this is the guy Lalo who fueled and made arab spring happen, and he isn't gonna screw us lets let him rule us
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itsjustme
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what up gangster?
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dr|z3d, shizzle dizzle?
dr|z3d
you know it
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neo1, Mr. Anderson. We've been expecting you.
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wanna make a QML router console? super basic, and maybe a cmd line bash shell config commands for every setting?
dr|z3d
do you?
dr|z3d
go ahead.
parabo
dr|z3d, I don't know the internals enough and my GUI skills are non existent. I could do the root shell bash command parsing, but I need some basic settings for the router console without launching a whole router console in a browser, gonna integrate it into settings
term99
at your code speed of 7 lines per min, it shouldnt take you long at all parabo
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term99, yeah but that's when I am writing stuff from my head, not referring to coder and docs, and it usually involves python script assisted coding for many tasks, which QML or any GUI I have no scripts for
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but 7 lines per minute, is on a good day
dr|z3d
parabo: 127.0.0.1:7657/help/advancedsettings is a good place to start.
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usually it's more like 5
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dr|z3d, but you get to do your design magic
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I am not a designer
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I am a backend/lower level guy
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your code could help spys and assassins and organized crime members to stay anonymous!
dr|z3d
this sounds like another project you'll get bored of in 2 minutes.
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dr|z3d, it's the Linux 4.15 kernel Ubuntu Linux/GNU platform with super hardened stuff
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currently they have i2p but need browser to open full router console
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I can't design for shit. I could write ugly QML and let you work your design magic if you're willing. I could pay you $2 USD per device that fetches the update if it makes some incentives... 4800 devices potentially not bricked or retired... You could make money
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I'm not asking you to work for free on my profitable project, I'll pay you based on how much it gets used
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dr|z3d, fuck I love boobs though
dr|z3d
!
term99
understandable, im about 1/min tbh
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term99, when I'm doing stuff that requires a lot of research/reversing/manual referencing I would be lucky if I got 10 lines a day
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It all depends on the task
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My Islamic educational RPG engine took 2 months to write and it's only 800 lines of C and 1200 lines of python, because I don't know gaming graphics coding, OpenGL, or the python libs I used in it
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so under 100 lines per day
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I made an RPG engine and a small bit of content to teach players about Islam, I have a revert intended option already started but the educational non believer part I have nothing yet
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I want to make a game where you explore Islam and it's history and learn the Qau'ran and some basic Arabic, in third person RPG. Gonna be awesome if I do a good job
term99
i made some decent progress on what i was working on over the past 18hrs
itsjustme
hey parabo and term99 :)
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itsjustme, wanna play Pokemon TCG online with me?
itsjustme
how do you play?
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You download the Pokemon TCG Online client, make an account, and I personally like buying packs from potownstore.com
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The packs are between 10 and 80 cents, the special set cards and other non-pack products can varry
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Or you can buy $300 boxes of 36 packs of real cards, and play IRL and use the pack code from each pack in your online account
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I buy packs below wholesale, or take them at wholesale from my store/gaming lounge, but I buy lots of online packs because online I don't have a store full of inventory of every card I might use in a deck, that I can use, then put back into the stores inventory
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I buy packs below wholesale, or take them at wholesale from my store/gaming lounge, but I buy lots of online packs because online I don't have a store full of inventory of every card I might use in a deck, that I can use, then put back into the stores inventory. Store cost $385,000, and runs at a $1000-1500 monthly deficit, but it's a place people have fun, including myself
parabo
itsjustme, come work at my pokemon store. You can do whatever you want I'll match what you make there and cover relocation costs. You're cool and I want you around
itsjustme
lol I doubt that :P
itsjustme
I think you're cool too :)
parabo
I bought the store intending to lose money to have fun man
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You could make robots that serve drinks, or program customer sales tablets then pick their orders or take the product they are selling from their buylist to the grading room in the back
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I swear man, I'll waste tons of money to have you around:P
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I wasted money buying the store just to have the players and employees I love seeing every monday and thursday not gone. Also I needed to keep the owner from liquidating so there wasn't 0 local game shops/event lounges for CCG/RPG/Comics nerds
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I don't give a shit about a couple hundreds grand a year, I make 100 grand in a couple days sometimes faster from investments
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I mean think about the minimum potential for growth at 8% for medium risk investments, and how much that brings in on 5.3 billion dollars in VERY well planned and researched/knowledge based investing
itsjustme
:)
itsjustme
I really would like to visit you sometime
parabo
I put half a billion into each of the 4 companies that had mRNA vaccine tech, and a history of vaccine/genetics biotech being deployed and accepted as safe, Pfizer, Moderna, AstraZenica, and J&J, in early 2017 when I read in a chinese blog by a virology lab tech that a new SARS2 evolution had turned SARS2 into a coronavirus. I made over 2 billion dollars before vaccine investing become less profitable than
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semiconductors and pharmaceuticals
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lol